Also, these salutations.
And if you're lucky, these how-are-ya's.
What do I have to offer besides that, you ask? What am I holding back?
Not much, I guess, except these hellos, and possibly this whuzzup, and maybe one or two howdys. (Okay, I admit, I am only holding back one howdy.)
If absolutely necessary, I could probably drag a few of my how's-it-goin's out of mothballs and offer you those.
But mostly, I guess I want to offer these apologies for having so little to offer, and in case you didn't notice them in the first line, those greetings, again, a second time.