I'm going to be just fine now that I purchased a recumbent bike for my living room.
In fact, even though I just got the thing and set it up last night, and rode it for the first time this morning, I'm already starting to see dramatic results. Here, see for yourself. Check me out on my new Weslo Pursuit 680s:
Aren't I hot? And that's just after one day of work! Imagine what I'll look like when I've had the thing for a few weeks!