[Tangent: I own Benadryl Insect Bite Anti-Itch Cream. I owned it before I had a mate. I don't know a lot of guys who buy anti-itch cream for insect bites. I don't know why.]
The most summer-like thing, of course, is the oscillating fan. I love my oscillating fan. I have loved every oscillating fan I have ever owned, and many I did not own.. Sweet, sweet oscillating fans. Lovely, moving air. Air that is moving. Air that cools me down. I salute you summerish, salute-worthy, oscillating fans! Thank you so much for the immense, repeatable pleasures you have brought me over the years. How did you ever become so clever? Moving the air molecules over my skin molecules at varying velocities and in varying directions, rhythmically, musically? Brilliant! You are a beautiful, wonderful thing, oscillating fan! Good job!