I jest, but I really do love this country. I believe there is a direct correlation between the overall level of freedom and the relative wealth we enjoy. I'm lucky to have been born here, instead of in Iraq, for example, or Africa. I haven't yet figured out what all I'm going to do for the people of the world as an expression of my gratitude for being so lucky, but I have the feeling it ought to be something... something good.
Maybe I could buy the whole world a beer, or something. Or cure cancer. I bet the world would really like it if I figured out a cure for cancer that involved drinking beer!
Too bad I don't know anything about cancer. Or beer.