Of course, this means that anything you think you learned today, you may as well go ahead and forget. It was all nonsense. Any news story you read or heard? Hoaxes, every one. Any sweet nothing whispered to you by your love? Lies and falsehoods. Pure and utter bullshit, designed to manipulate and deceive, for no other purpose than to satisfy mankind's longstanding tradition of manufacturing hilarity and hijinks each year on the first day of April.
I sure do hate humans.