Just saw this gem on a commercial for a show whose name I didn't catch, with actors whose faces I don't yet recognize:
Sitcom Hottie Girlfriend to Busted Sitcom Hottie Boyfriend: "Nice ass, huh?"
Sitcom Hottie Boyfriend: "I wasn't looking at her ass! I was looking at her shoes!"
Girlfriend: "Oh yeah?! What color were they?"
Boyfriend: "Ummm... ass color?"